♥ It's The Climb ♥

Sunday, December 13, 2009 @ 12/13/2009 10:44:00 PM

Greetings, people of the planet called Earth.
I have captured the one whom all of you call SofiaRainbow.
She is now held captive in my
Inter-galactic refuge dungeon of pineapples.
Which, in your planet, is known as a toilet.

I will not release her unless you Earthlings provide me with what I want.
But be warned!
if you do not please me, this precious Earthling of yours will suffer the consequences.
She will work for me as a puppet and will be humiliated!
She will then suffer from a dangerous disease that you Earthlings are proned to.
That disease, we superior beings have created is called
Psycho-maniac-what-the-heck-is-a-cuppacinomochalatte-coffee-Jonas-Brothers-are-our-gods-toilet-bowl-water-makes-terrific-soup-Bigfoot-are-fantabulous-party-organizers diease.

You Earthlings must be feeling scared right now!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't blame you. I somtimes feel scared of myself too.
But that doesn't matter now because you Earthlings are the ones scared!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

The thing that we want from you Earthlings
The thing that will enable the one captured to be free
The thing that you will give to us soon
The thing that will enable..
Oh, I've said that one.
Umm, never mind!

The thing is
The world's supply of TOILET PAPER!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, I'm not finish.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, I'm good.

Please deliver the world's supply of TOILET PAPER
to this address:

Mr St Upi Dhea D
45 Halabaloo River
Flagernoose, 127th Planet
Outer Space, Universe

Oh, your Earthling will be sent home once the toilet paper arrives.
And by the way, today is Flagernoose Day in my planet.
So, Happy Flagernoose Day !

Hannah Montana Loves Banana!
Come on, who doesn't?

Haha, silly stories are fun to make.
I have been cleaning the rest of my room.
And yeah, I bought my books already!
But I bought it at Popular.
Cause I don't trust the school's bookshop.
But it's just too bad that the History book are not available there.
So yeah, I'm going to to school tomorrow to buy the books.
I'm going there in the afternoon.

In other matters,
it seems that my mum is too busy with her work to go buy groceries.
I mean, we do have food to eat.
But hello? Who can survive on just rice and vegtables?
No offence to those who have survive on those.
But its like the Thailand Trip all over again
My stomach grumbles all the time and I find myself going to the kitchen countless times to eat.
but in the end, I know there is no food to eat.

Oh yeah! I have finished my malay homework!
Now, I'm just left with Maths to do...sigh.
Or maybe, thrs more on Litespeed?
its been like 1 month+ since i checked.
I'm gonna check after this.
Yay, meet the new and improved me!
Hardworking and enthusiastic about homework!

Haha, okay, I'm done for today's rantings.
Buh-bye!

/-EDIT

yeah, just when I was hardworking and enthusiastic.

Litespeed is such a great thing to teachers, huh?

I just finish printing a stack of more homework.

yeah so, I'm going to be busy doing homework for the next ten years of my life.

gosh, comprehensions and book reviews? Just awesome uhhs.